Thursday, October 27, 2005

Desperate Mothers & Pathetic Excuses of Human Beings

So I talk to a friend of mine today. She informs me that Diane is not happy with just destroying her family and her relationship with her firstborn son. I guess Diane had to do it to someone else.
I dont feel like explaining the details. That mixed with not knowing alot of them, is going to make this a fairly short post.
And look at the time.. I have to go. I will continue later on.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Top 25

As October draws to a close, I feel the need to remind people that in December I will release my top 25 of '05. To bring it all back to mind, i will repost the lists from 2003, and 2004.
2003-

1. Kristina's coat, Brandon's pina coloda

2. Thanksgiving Convo with my dad. (Dad-)Don't F*ck with me! (uncle orv-) Hey kenny, F*ck with him.

3. Saddam Hussien caught.

4. Holidae In

5. Jay-Z's retirement announcment

6. LOTR: Return of the King

7. 2003 North Vs South Football Game

8. Antho-"knee" problem

9. The Matrix Revolutions Disappointment

10. Madonna & Britney

11. Madonna & Christina

12. Ichthus 2003

13. Michael Jackson

14. We as Americans- Eminem

15. The Oreo

16. R. Kelly

17. The Cell Phone

18. Getting a job at Krogers

19. Freddy Vs. Jason

20. Ruben Studdard

21. Jedi's Last Hope

22. The Camel Toe song from Bob and Tom

23. Grand theft auto going to X-box

24. In da Club/Get Rich or Die Tryin'

25. The Kroger Hobbit, T- Baggins

2004-

1. Election 04
2. Getting Kicked out of the house
3. Tubin Down Mad River
4. Homecoming
5. 17 Birthday Party
6. SOCOM II
7. Kill Bill
8. Superbowl 04
9. Protesting Kerry rally
10. Ichthus 04: Mission in the Mud
11. Troy (all 3 times)
12. Bengals vs. Giants
13. Gold Bond
14. Traders World
15. Midnight Bowling
16. Brandie
17. Halo 2
18. Smallville Season 4
19. Passion of the Christ
20. Jaimie
21. Xanga
22. Red Vs. Blue
23. Bush Rally in Springfield
24. Amber
25. Jessica

Keep an Eye out for the upcoming 2005 list.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

I've been drafted

You read the title right. I'm informing everyone that I received a letter in the mail today telling me that I was drafted into the Marines. I cried for almost two hours. I know theyre going to push me through boot camp and then send me right over to Iraq. I'm still not sure what I'm going to do.
I apologize. Everyone was right in November when they said that if President Bush got another term, he would bring back the draft, and you were right. I just wish I would have listened to you all. Everyone told me that if he won in November, the draft would start before summer ended and I guess it has. You were all correct and I sadly admit that I was wrong.



Except I'm not. Because I'm NOT being drafted into the Marines. Or the Army for that matter. In fact, here it is, closing on the month of October and BEHOLD... no draft. A year has passed, and you were all wrong so far. Don't you all feel like asses now?