The Male Chauvinist

If anyone besides Axinar reads this, I am confident they won't after this post.
DISCLAIMER: I do not HATE women, I am not gay, & I am a minor, which means you can't kick my ass without going to jail.

Woman are the root of all evil. Simple Algebra will solve this:
First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls= Time x Money

As we all know, time is money.

Time= Money

Therefore:

Girls=Money x Money= (Money)2

And because money is the root of all evil:

Money=The root of evil.

Therefore:

Girls= (The root of evil)2

and we are forced to conclude that:

Girls=Evil

So we've proved the evilness of woman with Math, so let us move on to history:
Anyone who has read a bible, and some who havent, knows who Eve is. Eve was the companion God gave Adam in the Garden of Eden. So you may ask, why aren't we all in the garden. The answer is simple. A woman. Eve got tricked into eating the apple, and then knowing it was wrong, she gave some to Adam. Which in turn caused them to see their nakedness, hide, and get kicked out when God confronted them. Who started the chain of events? Eve, a woman.
Ok, moving a bit further in time. Samson was a strong man. A godly man. Well his strength was from God, and his hair was his source of strength. Well, a WOMAN, tricked him into telling him where he got his strength. When he woke up the morning after, his hair was gone, and so was his strength. Why? Because the woman lied to him, used him, and then cut his hair.
What about Helen of Troy? Has anyone read the Illiad? or seen Troy? or just heard the story? That whole mess, was over.. yes you guessed it... a woman. She ran off with Paris, and her hubby got mad, and urged the war to be waged on Troy. SHE, thats a pronoun for a female btw.
The biggest amunition us right-wing, nutjob, republicans have against the past democratic president (clinton for all the history majors out there) is a WOMAN flashing her stuff, and asking not what her country can do for her, but what she can do for her country. ;-) So many times in life, do woman use thier sexuality and bodies to thier advantage to take control of men by the balls, literally.
All you Star Wars nuts. Why did Obi-Wan die? You may say, well Darth Vader killed him, duh. Youd be wrong. It was all Leia's fault. If she hadnt have gotten caught in the first place, then Luke's uncle and Aunt wouldnt have died, and they wouldnt have had to pack up and head to alderaan to get the plans to the Leia's father on Aalderan, who just happened to be dead, and they wouldnt have followed the tie fighter, and found the death star and gotten caught in the tractor beam, and had to go save her.
How about Superman? The majority of the time he's in trouble, what is he doing? Saving LOIS LANE.
How about Spiderman, he's always saving his women from some psycho maniacs, risking HIS life, so he can bring her home and she can bitch about how dirty thier room is.
But im going to stop here, because im tired, and im pretty sure i got my point across.

Girls, God, Friends, and Parents....

Girls- Wow heres a topic i could overload the web on. first off, does anyone realize how hard it is to find a good lookin christian girl that actually likes you? lol i dont know, but if anyone else does, let me know, and we shall go to dinner and share stories. lol. How do you tell if a girl honestly likes you? or if shed go out with you. because you can say almost any girl that is being nice to you is flirting, and i mean even then, every girl is different. where one girl acted like this, another may not. and your not just gonna come out and ask her..... cause thats just like 3rd grade aint it? well not quite... but like w/o any clue at all... just ask.... then she could be like, no im just tryin to be friendly.. and then think your a prick forever, and that would totally suck, and i mean most guys always have a chick they like but they dont know if she likes him, and the thoughts fester until he quits caring, or he finds out (these views arent directed at all females) Females are confusing. and you realize the mischevious nature of females? check out the story of pandoras box.... eve..... delilah..... my mom... i mean the list goes on forever... so so far we have mischevious, and confusing.. what else do we have? (this isnt meant to bash women, im just thinking.) if all these girls are always ending me up in trouble, pain, or messes of some sort.. why do i keep going after another one? i got wiped with jenny, went quite a bit before i got in that mess with jordan.. then right off the coattails of that i dove into brandie... and then 2 wks after that storm blew up i started with jaime... although i really wouldnt call what we had much of a relationship, it WAS one day short of a month of my life, not bein mean, just sayin.... so yea... i guess im a sucker... and in all honesty i liked all of them, but in each relationship somethin happened that hurt in some way... and from then i still liked them... but i just couldnt deal with it. Jenny sayin yes on sunday, and breakin up with me on tuesday, Jordan wanting to date andrea and me at the same time, brandie wanting to live with me or w/e she was doin, and then jaimie not sharing her true feelings, breaking up with me, and almost ignorin me... it all hurt.. and if those situations hadnt arisen, then i dont think the relationships would have ended..... but idk cause im not miss. cleo. also heres a pattern. Jordan and Brandie were both 19, and i broke up with them, jenny and jaime were both younger than me, and they broke up with me... is that a pattern worth watchin? But then the pattern has broken with the most recent one, Jessica. We kicked it for short of 2 months. The difference is she's almost 17. And i broke up with her. But i broke up with her for pretty much the same reason as brandie. She got too serious. Talkin about "You dont hug me enough" and "I only see you 5 times a week." Plus there was way too much gossip in that one. So once again i spend my long nights thinking about women, trying to make them make sense.

God- This is the topic bigger than the world wide web, and i could go longer on him than i could on females, and i know thats hard to believe. One thing that is hard to believe is how people can see all the signs, yet still deny. And what about that expedition up Ararat or w/e mountain noahs ark is on? yea, someones fundin this big hike up this mountain just for photos they say, no souveniers or nothin, cause they saw sattelite pix that look like it could be up there. The Trinity. I guess there are people right... Trinitatians, and Non-Trinitarians. Some people believe that God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost are 3 dif. beings instead of different forms of the same. Ive always looked at it as 3 forms of matter. Solid- God, he is the rock, he is unbreakable, and he has been firm and reliable since the beginning of time. Liquid- Jesus, as water does in a glass, took the from of somethin else, man, and cleansed as water would. And Gas- The Ghost, invisible but still affecting, and gives power just like steam does. does that make any sense? or is this just middle of the night rambling? I wonder myself sometimes. Well there is my god thoughts for the night.

Friends- How do you tell true friends. I mean sure you can see if they would give thier life for you, but when they do that, then it pretty much doesnt count no more does it? lol cause i mean what kind of friend will they be dead? and you can trust thier word, but that will falter eventually. In the end everyone leaves you alone or hurts you at some time except for god, so just because you get in a fight dont mean they werent really your friend. Do you judge them on what they are willing to give up for you? or just how trustworthy they are? or do you do as you do with Jesus and just trust, not blindly, but without doubt? and how much should friendship be worth to you? i can understand giving up your life for a friend, and i would for my friends in 2 snaps of a bullwhip, but i mean morals and such. and how do you choose between friends? and then my final question is this... is it right to betray a friends trust for thier better good, or should you hold thier secret or whatnot no matter the cost...........?

Parents- Sometimes you wonder if they're sent from god, or from satan.... I can see the positive in the things they do... and have done.... but what about the negative? when do you draw the line in respecting your parents? the bible says respect thy parents and such, but what if you believe what your parents say goes against what god would want? This has been an internal battle of mine for the longest time... when should a child begin to expand thier boundaries? at what age does a child start the trip into adulthood? At the begining of what would be my 5th grade year, my parents sent me to live with my grandparents. I went through a hell there..... one that i wont indulge into, because it is one of the few thing that will bring me to my knees crying. But needless to say afterwards my parents came to get me, and then they apologized and whatever, and i forgave them, but the scar still remained, and it took a while for me to trust them again. I started to trust them about the beginning of 7th. Then at the end of 8th, i did some things that im not proud of, and when i was caught, my parents sent me to a boarding school, and once again, i went through some life changing things, and they pulled me out of there. I forgave them, but more scars came... and it took longer for me to begin trusting. I started trusting my mom more first, and so when my mom did some things that could have ruined our household, i sided with her for a time, but then there came a point in all this where she ditched me for her habit... and i got fed up. well some stuff went down because of my actions after that, and i was scarred again after that, and i forgave them, and even longer it took to completely trust them... and then recently, i felt betrayed by my own mother in a situation, and it hurt.. and just how much more do i put my trust in them? how much more am i expected to take? dont get me wrong, i love my parents, but seriously, when your a kid you learn that when you touch fire it hurts. you learn that by repeatedly doing it.... and eventually you dont do it anymore. I guess this is true with any people, but with parents being around the longest, they get this the most, plus this is about them, so yea. So is trusting your parents completely like putting your hand in the fire? if so, how long will it take before you realize not to do it again? or should you ever realize it?

Jesus Wept?

I am a "Thumper" as Axinar so colorfully put it, and as i am a christian, i read the bible. While watching Barbershop 2, Ice Cube mentions John 11:35- "Jesus Wept." I have wondered for a long time WHY he wept.

So jesus wept... and i have asked WHY. Here is some of the many things that ive gotten:

Columbus Pastor Ray Harper: KENNY, JESUS WEPT BECAUSE HE SAW THE EMOTIONS OF THE OTHERS AND REALIZED HOW MUCH THEY LOVED LAZARUS. IT WAS ALSO TO SHOW HIS GRIEF FOR A FALLEN WORLD WHICH CAUSES SUCH UNNECESSARY SORROW AND DEATH BECAUSE OF SIN. AFTER ALL, HE WAS A MAN OF SORROWS AND ACQUAINTED WITH GRIEF. (JOHN 3:16 AND ISAIAH 53:3) I HOPE THIS HELPS GIVE YOU SOME DIRECTION. PAST0R RAY

My Mamaw: I'm not sure anyone knows the answer for certain. Ihave often heard it said that He wept because He was saddened by the unbelief of the people. He certainlydid not weep because of Lazarus' death because He knewHe would call him forth.

Alana: I dont know

aaronporter : That's a good question my friend. Why did Jesus weep? Well, that passage is found in John 11:35, but in order to figure out exactly what is being said you must read that whole chapter. It will help to bring clarity to your question. But I'll tell you what I think and what I have come to learn through a lot of studying and praying. Lazarus and his two sisters Martha and Mary are regularly mentioned in the gospels which leads us to believe they were close friends of Jesus. Now Lazarus has died. Of course Jesus is sad, his best friend just went through a great deal of suffering. Jesus knew his pain. Jesus knows everyone's pain. Don't you get sad when a friend or a loved one is hurting? But I don't believe that is the whole reason that "Jesus Wept." The big reason, I believe, that Jesus felt sorrow at this moment in his life is because of the unbelief of the people. Jesus had already performed several miracles and proved his claims as God's son over and over again. Yet, the people wanted to put the blame of Lazarus death on him, and they refused to believe that Christ had the power to save Lazarus. Jesus Wept because of the people's unbelief. Today I still think Jesus weeps. John Piper is quoted for praying, "God, help my unbelief." He's one of the most well known preachers and teachers of the bible; and yet, in some areas he finds unbelief, and he needs God's help to overcome it. Do you ever feel unbelief? of course you do. We all do. But Jesus wants you to overcome that, just like he wanted the people around Lazarus tomb that day to overcome their unbelief. And because he wanted them to overcome this unbelief he rose Lazarus from the dead. This story is still lived out today. Spiritually we are born dead, but to help our unbelief God sends his Holy Spirit to live in us and make us alive in Him when we trust Him with our lives.

This is all I have so far. Any ideas?

The Origin

So I've been on a computer for most of my life, and I've been on the internet for about 6 years. Since then ive had over 35 AIM screen names, 17 email addresses, 4 Yahoo Messenger Accounts, 2 MSN messenger accounts, 2 ICQ accounts, and God knows how many websites I've run. Currently i use 5 AIM screen names, 5 email addresses, 1 Yahoo Messenger account, 1 msn account, and 3 websites. I still use www.kennyscrib.tk, www.xanga.com/kendeisel012787 and www.xanga.com/kennythethinker. This will make my fourth.

My inspiration for making yet another website, and hosting it here, is someone some of you may have read before, Axinar. He's one of the only people that my mother is still in contact with that knew her before 15 years ago, and isn't related to me biologically. A few months ago my mother decided I had reached the age where i could have unmonitored contact with him. And since then he's convinced me to open this blog up.

Regardless, I'm here now, and we shall make the best of it. Here's my introduction, ill post somethin deep here soon enough.